- You screwed the best man (or they screwed the maid of honor)
- You fell in love with the wedding planner (or they fell in love with the florist)
- It really isn't what you want (or what they want)
- They're a gold digger and you found out (or you're a gold digger and they found out)
- Your bride has turned into a zombie (or you have turned into a zombie)
- You proposed as an April Fools Day joke (or they proposed as an April Fools Day joke)
- You forgot the wedding day (or they forgot the wedding day)
- You're having a bad hair day (or they're having a bad hair day)
- It'll start the Apocalypse.
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