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If emoticons could express my frustration right now...there would be millions of them in this post. Instead, LIFE SUCKS.

It's days like these I wish I was 18 and able to just walk away from it all.

9 Reasons (to Break Off the Wedding)

• You screwed the best man (or they screwed the maid of honor)

• You fell in love with the wedding planner (or they fell in love with the florist)

• It really isn't what you want (or what they want)

• They're a gold digger and you found out (or you're a gold digger and they found out)

• Your bride has turned into a zombie (or you have turned into a zombie)

• You proposed as an April Fools Day joke (or they proposed as an April Fools Day joke)

• You forgot the wedding day (or they forgot the wedding day)

• You're having a bad hair day (or they're having a bad hair day)

• It'll start the Apocalypse.