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If emoticons could express my frustration right now...there would be millions of them in this post. Instead, LIFE SUCKS.

It's days like these I wish I was 18 and able to just walk away from it all.

9 Reasons (to Break Off the Wedding)

• You screwed the best man (or they screwed the maid of honor)

• You fell in love with the wedding planner (or they fell in love with the florist)

• It really isn't what you want (or what they want)

• They're a gold digger and you found out (or you're a gold digger and they found out)

• Your bride has turned into a zombie (or you have turned into a zombie)

• You proposed as an April Fools Day joke (or they proposed as an April Fools Day joke)

• You forgot the wedding day (or they forgot the wedding day)

• You're having a bad hair day (or they're having a bad hair day)

• It'll start the Apocalypse.

Holy--! Is that Superman?

Nope! It's just my first ever blog post, which I'll look back on when I'm older and shake my head at, sure I could've written something better. Haha. Okay, so first off, this is just the blog of a teenage girl. It includes ramblings, thoughts, questions, stories I've written, and so forth. You don't have to read any of it; make your choice now. I'll wait a bit.

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Done? Good! Now, if you do read anything I'm going to post, you don't have to comment. You're not obligated to; I'm not going to hold a gun to your head and demand you do it. If you do, thanks. If you don't, that's fine.

When it comes to commenting, don't be an ass about it. If you want to critique me, or you want to argue your opinion about something, go ahead. If you want to curse at me for something offensive I may have wrote in the article, go take a smoke break or something and then come back. Think about what you're about to do before you do it. If you still want to curse at me (or anything like that) do take it into consideration how it looks.

When it comes to my stories, I want critique, not some short "You're great." or "That was horrible." I'm not going to get better if I don't know what I screwed up on. And if you do critique me, thanks. That'll really help me in the future.

Okay, like I said before (and it says in the blog description) this blog is about anything and everything. I'll post all about the things I know and then some. If anyone wants to talk to me about what I post, I'd like it if you emailed me at shattered_beyond@yahoo.com so we could talk it over in private.

Whew! For a first blog post (my very first one ever) this is just turning into a rules session. Ugh. So, I'll wrap it up now. :D I hope you enjoy my blog, but if you don't it's okay. I may be a teenage girl, but my emotions aren't that wonky. Yet...